cis ppl can have horns and swirls and spikes n shit surgically implanted under their skin any time they want if theyre rich enough but a trans woman wants boobs she has to wait at least 1-2 years for doctors to be convinced that she REALLY wants them
I want to radiate queerness
I want queer to be an aura around me
I want queer to be such an unmistakable vibe around me that cishets don’t come within 100 feet of me because they’ve been stopped by a queer force field
I want to flow with so much queer power that just walking by an ally wearing a Straight Pride shirt will cause them to instantly choke to death on their own bullshit
One time I let out a fart that lasted at least a minute and a half long, just a continuous stream of fart, and it was still about 70 times more listenable than that new Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty song.
aside from being cissexist the whole XX = female and XY = male thing is Straight-Up Wrong
"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"
after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalized misogyny. bask, my friends.
everybody I know has used heterosexuality as a stepping stone to coming out of the closet as gay or bi, so I think we need to have a serious conversation about whether heterosexuality exists